Sorry, one more Knock-knock joke.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Ivory Ivory who? Ivory time I hear that name I think of elephant jokes.

Q:  Why couldn't the two elephants both go swimming?
A:  Because they only had one pair of trunks.

Q:  How do you scold an elephant?
A:  Tusk! Tusk!

Q:  Where do you find elephants?
A:  It depends on where you lost them.

Q:  Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallows?
A:  So he wouldn't fall into the hot chocolate.

Q:  Why do elephant wear green baseball caps?
A:  So they can tiptoe across the pool table without being seen.

Q:  Why does an elephant paint her toenails red?
A:  So she can hide in a strawberry patch.

Q:  How do you know there's an elephant in the refrigerator [fridge]?
A:  There's footprints in the butter.

Q:  How do you know there's an elephant in the oven?
A:  You can't shut the door.

Q:  Why does an elephant paint her toenails different colours?
A:  So he can hide in a box/bag of Smarties/M&M's.

Q:  How do you make a statue of an elephant?
A:  Get a stone and carve away everything that doesn't look like an elephant.

Q:  What did the grape do when the elephant sat on it?
A:  It let out a little wine.

Q:  Why do elephant have so many wrinkles?
A:  Have you ever tried to iron one?

Q:  What is gray, yellow, gray, yellow, gray, yellow, gray yellow, gray yellow, gray yellow?
A:  An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth.

Q:  What does an elephant become after it's forty-nine years old?
A:  Fifty years old.

Q:  How can you trail an elephant through the jungle?
A:  By the faint odor of peanuts on his breath.

Q:  Why do elephants wear white running shoes?
A:  Because their red and green ones are in the wash.

Q:  Why does an elephant take a shower?
A:  Because he can't fit in the bathtub.

Q:  How do you get down from an elephant?
A:  You don't get down from an elephant. You get down from a goose.

Q:  What is gray, has big ears and a trunk?
A:  A mouse on vacation.

Q:  How do you make an elephant sneeze?
A:  You don't want to!

Q:  What do elephants have that no other animals have?
A:  Baby elephants.

Q:  Do you know why elephants never forget?
A:  No one ever tells them anything.

Q:  Why do elephants wear sandals?
A:  So they don't sink in the sand.

Q:  How can you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator?
A:  The footprints in the peanut butter.

Q:  How can you tell if an elephant has slept in your bed?
A:  The peanut shells under the pillow.

Q:  How do you know there's an elephant under your bed?
A:  Your head touches the ceiling.

Q:  What is as big as an elephant but doesn't weigh anything?
A:  An elephant's shadow.

Q:  What is the difference between an elephant and a mailbox?
A:  You don't know!? I won't ask you to mail my letters.

Q:  Why does an elephant lie on the ground with its feet in the air?
A:  To trip birds.

OK. I might not like them, and you might not like them, but Beavers seem to like them.