... Howl
Howl who?
Howl I know when it's time to go home? (How will)
OR Howl I know if it really you?
... Hugh
Hugh who?
Hugh and I are going to be best buddies. (You)
OR Hugh is going to let me in then?
OR Hugh go right home and get your face washed.
OR Hugh's afraid of the big bad wolf? ... (who's)
... Hugo
Hugo who?
Hugo and get me a drink of water? (You go)
... I.C.
I.C. who?
I.C. you're not studying for your test.
... Ice Cream
Ice Cream who?
Ice Cream if you don't let me in. (I scream)
OR Ice Cream at scary movies.
... Isabel (Isabelle)
Isabel who?
Isabel working? I had to knock. (Is the bell)
OR Isabel necessary on a bicycle?
OR Isabel ringing? Answer the door!
... Isadore
Isadore who?
Isadore locked, 'cause I can't get in? (Is the door)
... Ivan
Ivan who?
Ivan idea. Do you want to hear it? (I have an)
... Jimmy
Jimmy who?
Jimmy a hug. (Give me)
... Jordan
Jordan who?
When Jordan with the glue, please put the lid on. (you're done)
... Justin
Justin who?
Justin time. I thought you weren't coming. (Just in)
OR Justin time for the newest knock-knock joke.
... Ken
Ken who?
Ken you come out and play?
OR Ken you tell me a knock-knock joke?
... Kenneth
Kenneth who?
Kenneth kids play with you? (Can us)
... Klaus
Klaus who?
Klaus the door, it's cold outside.
... Lemmie
Lemmie who?
Lemmie kiss you. (Let me)
... Lena
Lena who?
Lena a little closer. I have a secret. (Lean a)
... Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in. It's cold out here! (Let us)
OR Lettuce think of a new joke.
... Little Old Lady
Little Old Lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel.
... Luke
Luke who?
Luke both ways before you cross the street. (Look)
OR Luke through the keyhole and see who it is.
... Malak
Malak who?
Ew, I hurt Malak. (my leg)
OR I can swim Malak. (a lake)
OR Him Malak a lot. (I like)
... Marcella
Marcella who?
Marcella's where I do the laundry.(my cellar)
... Mark
Mark who?
Mark my words, I've got another knock-knock joke.
... Matthew
Matthew who?
Oops! Matthew is on the wrong foot. (my shoe)
OR Matthew lace has come undone.
... Max
Max who?
Max no difference to me. (Makes)
... Megan
Megan who?
I'm Megan a cake with lots of icing. (making)
OR Megan I have become good friends. (Meg and)
... Michael
Michael who?
Mike-l beat you up if you don't answer the door. (Mike will)
... Mickey
Mickey who?
I lost Mickey, that's why I'm knocking. (my key)
OR Mickey won't fit in the lock.
... Minnie
Minnie who?
Are there Minnie more knock-knock jokes left?
... Moth
Moth who?
I Moth get mythelf another key.
... Nadia
Nadia who?
Nadia your head if you know what I'm saying. (nod your)
... Nana
Nana who?
Nana your business. (none of)
... Noah
Noah who?
Noah good place to eat around here? (know a)
OR Noah, yes; Noah, yes; Noah, yes — which is it? (No, yes, ...)
... Nobody
Nobody who?
Nobody. Thank goodness!.
... Nose
Nose who?
I nose another knock-knock joke. (know)
... Olive
Olive who?
Olive the other reindeer. (All of)
OR Olive just around the corner. (I live)
... Ooze
Ooze who?
Ooze in charge here? (Who is)
... Orange
Orange who?
Orange you going to open the door? (aren't)
OR Orange juice sorry you asked? (aren't you)
... Oswald
Oswald who?
Oswald my chewing gum. (I swallowed)
... Otto
Otto who?
You Otto know how to swim! (ought to)
... Owen
Owen who?
Owen are you going to let me in? (Oh, when)
... Pat
Pat who?
Pat yourself on the back.
... Patty
Patty who?
Patty cake, Patty cake, bakers man ...
... Paul
Paul who?
Paul hard, the door's stuck again. (Pull)
OR Paul up a chair and I'll tell you a story.
... Pecan
Pecan who?
Pecan somebody your own size. (Pick on)
... Phyllis
Phyllis who?
Phyllis in on the news. (Fill us)
... Police
Police who?
Police open the door. (Please)
... Rainbow
Rainbow who?
Stay in the house when the Rainbows. (rain blows)
... Robert
Robert who?
Wanna play cops and Roberts with me? (robbers)
... Rusty
Rusty who?
He was in such a Rusty forgot his key? (rush he)
... Ruth
Ruth who?
It's always good to tell the Ruth. (truth)
... Sabina
Sabina who?
Sabina long time since I saw you. (It's been a)
... Samoa
Samoa who?
Samoa these bad jokes and I'm gone! (Some more)
OR Samoa Ether bunnies. (also see Ether)
... Sam
Sam who?
Sam person who knocked on the door last time. (Some)
OR Sam day you'll recognize me.
... Sarah
Sarah who?
Sarah doctor in the house? (Is there a)
OR Sarah reason you're not laughing?
OR Sarah 'nother way it?
... Says
Says who?
Says me! That's who!
... Senior
Senior who?
Senior so nosy I'm not going to tell you. (Seeing your)
... Seth
Seth who?
Seth me! That's who! (Says)
... Seymore
Seymore who?
You'll Seymore if you look out the window. (see more)
OR You'll Seymore if you just open the door.
... Shawna
Shawna who?
I Shawna spider in the corner. (saw a)
OR I Shawna light light in the window. (shone a)
... Sheila (Sheela, Sheilagh)
Sheila who?
Sheila comin' around the mountain when she comes ... (She'll be)
... Shell
Shell who?
Shell be coming around the mountain when she comes ...
... Sherwood
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to go outside. (Sure would)
... Snow
Snow who?
Snow use! I've forgotten my name again. (It's no)
OR Snow good asking me. I don't know.
... Stan
Stan who?
Stan back! I think I'm gonna sneeze! (Stand)
... Statch
Statch who?
Yes, this is me.
... Statue
Statue who?
Statue? This is me. (That you?)
... Steven (Stephen)
Steven who?
Shhh! Steven the walls have ears. (even)
... Summer
Summer who?
Summer stupid and some are smart. (Some are)
... Sunshine
Sunshine who?
Sunshine I just like to ship on a shoda. (sometimes)
... Tamara
Tamara who?
Tamara is [Friday] and today is [Thursday].
... Tank
Tank who?
You're welcome.
... Tarzan
Tarzan who?
You see the Tarzan the moon at night. (stars and)
... Tennis
Tennis who?
Tennis five plus five. (Ten is)
... Thumb
Thumb who?
Thumb-body please open the door. (Some)
... Theresa (Teresa)
Theresa who?
Theresa fly in my soup. (There's a)
... Tic Tac
Tic Tac who?
Tic Tac, paddy wack, give the dog a bone ....
... Toad
Toad who?
Toad you the story. How'd you like it? (Told)
... Tyler
Tyler who?
Tyler shoelaces, please. (Tie your)
... Wah
Wah who?
Well, you don't have to get so excited about it.
... Wanda
Wanda who?
Don't Wanda off or you might get lost. (wonder)
OR Wanda buy some Girl Guide cookies? (want to)
... Watson
Watson who?
Watson on you head? (What's on)
OR Have you seen Watson television lately?
... Wayne
Wayne who?
Wayne, Wayne go away, come again another day. (Rain)
... Wendy
Wendy who?
"Wendy wind blows, the cradle will rock...." (When the)
... Wha
Wha, who?
Well you don't have to get excited about it!
... Who
Who, who?
Listen, I heard an owl.
... Who-ville
Who-ville, who?
Who-ville let me in? (Who will)
... Will you remember me tomorrow?
Yes
Will you remember me next week?
Yes
Will you remember me next month?
Yes
Will you remember me in a year?
Yes
Will you remember me in five years?
Yes
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
See! You forgot me already.
... Willy
Willy who?
Willy call me in the morning? (Will he)
... Wilma
Wilma who?
Wilma prince turn out to be a frog? (Will a)
... Wolf
Wolf who?
Wolfer goodness sake. What big teeth you have, Grandma! (Well for)
... X
X who?
I'm X-tremely glad to see you.
... Yah
Yah who?
Ride 'em cowboy!
... You
You who?
Sorry, nobody's home.
OR Did you call?
... Yukon
Yukon who?
Yukon always come back some other time. (You can)
OR Yukon say that again.
... Zoom
Zoom who?
Zoom did you expect? (Whom)
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